there is going to be a serious problem when the final hobbit movie comes out
me: hi, one ticket for there and back again.
movie theater employee: for what?
me: there and back again. you know. the hobbit.
movie theater employee: isn’t that called-
me: no. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. there. and. back. again.
stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway
"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”
the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn
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Holland Roden is such a cute little interviewer.
IM OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somebody handle whoever made this
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*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
*next term* does it almost feel like nothing changed at all
whyd you only reblog me when youre high
starships were meant to fly
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"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"
nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”
"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it