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I could describe who I am and what I like and so forth and so on buttttt imma just say i'm a fucking unicorn and let that soak in. Deuces :)

April 14, 2014 at 12:57pm
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Reblogged from douxe

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12:55pm
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zooeydeschannoying:

starships were meant to fly

zooeydeschannoying:

starships were meant to fly

(Source: best-of-imgur, via tyrabankruptcy)

12:55pm
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Reblogged from sheep-boy

sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)

12:53pm
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y0ungl0ves:

Bucky.

y0ungl0ves:

Bucky.

(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)

12:14am
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Reblogged from disney-licious

disney-licious:

(x)

(via waiting-to-get-fucked-hard)

12:12am
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Reblogged from fangpants

fruitandvegistheway:

that—fit—girl:

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

that would be awesome

(via waiting-to-get-fucked-hard)

April 13, 2014 at 11:52pm
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Reblogged from doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

my interpretation of Elsa’s “Let it go”

(via pizza)

11:51pm
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Reblogged from guy

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(via whoredinarygirl)

11:50pm
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Reblogged from australiansanta

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead if sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

(via whoredinarygirl)

11:50pm
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Reblogged from oate

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate, via hi)

11:49pm
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Reblogged from mrbenwyatt

youwillunderstand:

me

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11:48pm
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Reblogged from sibiet

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via hi)

11:48pm
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Reblogged from delta--cubes

(Source: delta--cubes, via hi)

11:48pm
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Reblogged from seedy

seedy:

eating is my passion

i love to pop and lock and jam and break the fridge door from opening it too much

(via pizza)

April 11, 2014 at 11:19am
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Reblogged from kittiezandtittiez

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