ASDFGHJKL;

I could describe who I am and what I like and so forth and so on buttttt imma just say i'm a fucking unicorn and let that soak in. Deuces :)

April 24, 2014 at 10:47pm
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Reblogged from wlntersoldier

wlntersoldier:

there is going to be a serious problem when the final hobbit movie comes out

me: hi, one ticket for there and back again.

movie theater employee:  for what?

me:  there and back again.  you know.  the hobbit.

movie theater employee:  isn’t that called-

me:  no.  shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  there.  and.  back.  again.

(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)

April 18, 2014 at 3:07pm
20,170 notes
Reblogged from her-bal-daisies

her-bal-daisies:

A B C D E FU 

(via popstarsuperhero)

3:07pm
161,156 notes
Reblogged from bex-chan

bex-chan:

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway

(via draco-mallfoy)

3:07pm
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Reblogged from hellacatholic

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

(via draco-mallfoy)

3:07pm
56,567 notes
Reblogged from penisanxiety

thecapn:

the real magic in the harry potter universe is how harry was always in the right place at the right time to overhear the exact conversation between the two people he needed to know to piece together the mystery of the year like god damn

(Source: penisanxiety, via draco-mallfoy)

3:05pm
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Reblogged from dylanosmiilin

dylanosmiilin:

Holland Roden is such a cute little interviewer.

12:01pm
237,550 notes
Reblogged from sizvideos

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

(via pelicanpatronus)

11:57am
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Reblogged from nodayzoff
tyrabankruptcy:

h0111:

IM OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somebody handle whoever made this

tyrabankruptcy:

h0111:

IM OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somebody handle whoever made this

(Source: nodayzoff, via tyrabankruptcy)

11:56am
14,440 notes
Reblogged from thegentlemansarmchair

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

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11:56am
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Reblogged from andrewgarfielddaily

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via pelicanpatronus)

11:56am
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Reblogged from v0ciferation

shag-an-awful-lot-holmes:

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

*next term* does it almost feel like nothing changed at all

(via potatoandotherwise)

11:56am
68,149 notes
Reblogged from joincidence-with-a-c
joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

(via potatoandotherwise)

April 14, 2014 at 12:57pm
5,080 notes
Reblogged from douxe

(Source: douxe, via laugh-addict)

12:55pm
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Reblogged from best-of-imgur
zooeydeschannoying:

starships were meant to fly

zooeydeschannoying:

starships were meant to fly

(Source: best-of-imgur, via tyrabankruptcy)

12:55pm
57,961 notes
Reblogged from sheep-boy

sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)